Stories

Here is a selection of silly stories I have written. Most are about Imperial College, where I did my degree and are generally written in the style of a newspaper article. None of the stories are true, nor are they representative of IC.

The stories are short (500-1000 words) and vary between silly and surreal. They're mainly unedited, so you will find spelling mistakes, grammatical errors and great chunks of plot missing. Some stories contain violence and other activities that may be unsuitable for a younger audience (see the legal page for more details).

Advice for Freshers Advice for freshers.

Elephant Farming Animal rights activists break into an underground labratory to discover cruelty to elephants.

Even Numbers Outlawed ICHC announces a ban on the use of even numbers.

Dr. Pratt Dr Pratt sets a new world record for walking backwards during a lecture.

The Mighty Dr.G The day I go to see a Dr. G lecture

Broccoli World A new supermarket is opened in South Kensington dedicated to selling broccoli.

Celebrity Slaughter The Spice Girls and Korn fight it out for the Celebrity Slaughter World Cup

Pneumatic Door Closers A history of the pneumatic door closer in Britain.

New London A new area is found in central London. The presence of dinosaurs is speculated.

Lecturer Training Lectures are to be given training in the use of OHPs.

Power Struggles War over control of Imperial College.

Right To Walk Compulsory violence against people who stand in the middle of pavements.

Sheep Maintenance An investigation into Sheep Maintenace in Britain.